Saturday, 24 May 2014

Celebrity Blow Your Tits Off Rides Again

Calling all  Bobby-Dazzlers, Exquisite Punks, Outrageous Grandparents, Platinum Studmuffins and  Space Cadets...

Do you have POPWRECKTASTIC Potential? Are you SPECIAL when lit?


Prizes ! Celebrity Giants ! Instant Rehab !

Open all hours @ LEA25

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Brought to you by our sponsors, Braino, Ransom & Wow™

Many thanks to everyone at the  LEA

Thursday, 3 April 2014


Fancy a bit of Seaside Sauce?

Slap on your wig and flash those knobbly knees, because this time it’s personal.

Test your Sauce Factor, try your luck at the Modern Love Bureau, get sparky in the Saucy Science lab and take a headlong dive into a sea of plenty more fish&chips.

(Bring your own hair or teeth…and a friend)

No credit card required.

“It’s like sucking real life through a straw” Fishslappers Gazette

Open all hours, come whenever you like.

Many thanks to everyone at the  LEA